my brother is fucking retarded.

He's the only person I know of who doesn't give a shit how good he looks on camera. But then again, isn't that an admirable trait?

Long gone are the days when I can't be bothered to look presentable on camera (hence you realise I lack photos from pri/sec sch days?). When I all I wore were big Ts and berms. When I never bothered to smile. When I was determined to look as shitty as possible. When I didn't give a shit about my complexion/hair.

If life was reverted back to THAT stage, I'll save a hell lotta time. No need to freshen up everytime before I go out. No need to exfoliate 3 times a week. No need to take all that 3-step skin care rubbish.

Yeah, and I'll look like:

goodlord
Just like the way I looked 2-3 years ago.

No wonder I didn't have so many friends lah!

The world is superficial anyway!
1) Guys would wanna get associated with pretty gals cuz they wanna get tits, pussies and booties with a pretty face as a plus bonus.
2) Girls would wanna get associated with pretty gals cuz they wanna get the same attention from guys!

Look at Friendster!
All those ah lian kAwaIix` nEhhzzx get like, 1200+ friends even though they're as intelligent as a pile of rocks.
And all I have is 100+ friends =(

Only after I changed my display pic to this hi-contrast photoshop pic, I've been having like, 200+ pageviews a month!

WOW!

If I used the previous pic of myself 2-3 years ago, I'll prolly have like less than 40 pageviews a month or something!

I started getting "hihi wanna be frenZzzxx" messages from people!


"i like to fuck attractive girls so I hope we can be friends first, and fuck soon after."



"HIHI I'M A PUSSY LOVER AND I LOVE TO TYPE IN CAPS. HOPE YOU HAVE A TIGHT PUSSY FOR ME TO FUCK EVEN THOUGH I'M ONLY 14."



Yes, I want to make a friend too, but why must make a friend together?




Imagine the massive amount of time saved if I went back to my old look.
-sigh-

Anyway, school reopens tomorrow for the 2nd Semester.
I got like, 3.7 for my GPA =(
Sure cannot make it to Honours Roll (top 5%) lah!
So much for grades.

My new class is PC0104 btw.
I'm looking for a partner to lame with me in Block C,
so if you're interested, please PM me!