Ultraman, mushrooms and cat's anus.

Now cunnilingus will have a whole new meaning if we could all secrete alcohol (thanks to Shannon's brilliant idea). Imagine if every girl could produce an unique flavour of alcohol, Erdinger for me!

Bizarre dreams - Few weeks back I dreamt that my mum turned into a crucifix while I was whacking her, and continued smashing the crucifix. Just this morning I dreamt that I slammed my best mate's head into the corner of some random study table. Okay, so my nightmares on rape and enormous anglerfish have ended, yet a whole new string of violent ones have mysteriously appeared. Why!

Remember kids, 19th September is International Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day! Arrrr.