Gender differences.

We HAVE to accept that males and females ARE damn fucking different.
Don't give me that "we must be fair to all sexes" crap.
Yes, women ARE matching men in terms of career and certain roles.

BUT when it comes to relationships and many other factors, we are far from being similar. And it's fucking amazing we can still get along well.

Why do you think in Singapore's cabinet of ministers, there are NO WOMEN involved?
We all know that if the country was ruled by women, the country will be a much more peaceful place cuz men love to make war, and women are negotiators.

It all links back to our caveman days.
Women stay in their caves and taken on a caretaker role, likewise with men.
Men are hunters. Savage creatures made to hunt.
We have not evolved much in fact.

That's why men want war. Women want negotiation.

You can never hear a man say "sorry" because of their full-fledged ego.
Likewise, men feel uneasy if they have to lose to women.

In the bathroom in front of the mirror:
women bulge out their tummies and sigh about how fat they are, or how bulky their thighs are.

Men suck in tummies, admire their apparent fit-looking physique and be proud of the size of their manhood. Then scratch their balls.

When one's mind is full of thoughts and problems:
Women talk it out, very very long. very very long conversations. They describe every single detail and complain. complain. complain. Well it makes us feel better.

Men just wank. When men wank, they think of nothing else but ecstatic bliss.

When it comes to sex:
Women HAVE to make love. If there's no love involved, women simply can't enjoy sex even if her partner is damn good.

Men just fuck, anytime, anywhere, also happy :O

SIGH...
But trying to prevent men's horrible behaviour is as effective as preventing rain from the sky.
Sadness. Me wanna turn lesbian soon and stop producing babies and stop humanity altogether :O