It's dreams like these.
"I was in a children's bookshop browsing books, the pet's section.
I came across 'How Danny the Dog made Love'.
I opened the book, and became a character inside.
Now what Danny looked like, was actually:
Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog.
I was unfortunately, Danny's brother.
Now the 2 of us have a problem with our sexuality.
We were trying to find out if we were female or male.
Our parents were an old English couple btw.
We had problems trying to consult our parents cuz they were always bickering.
So the setting was this:
Because the 2 of us annoyed them, by trying to ask them about our sexuality, we were quarantined in different rooms in this huge but rather empty house. Danny managed to creep out. He AGAIN wanted to ask our parents whether he was male or female. He looked for them.
Alas, they were in the living room downstairs fucking vigorously. Or rather, they Looked like they were fucking vigorously. The mother was masturbating and the father was rubbing his couch on some dusty couch, although they were on top of each other.
Danny tried to distract them by shouting, with no success. Keep in mind that I was still in my own room, and I haven't seen my brother for a long time.
Danny laid an egg, which floated and landed on the railing. It broke and started cooking on the parquet floor. No success. Disappointed, Danny tried to barge into my room but was locked. BUT After finally crashing in, the 2 of us looked at each other, stunned, and miraculously morphed into twins, pretty twins.
We both became chicks with dicks.
And we sat on top of each other and .. started making gay love."
THE END.
There are several factors contributing to this weird dream.
1) I just read n-na's blog, which talked about Triumph the dog.
2) I've been listening to Massive Attack's album, "Danny the Dog".
3) I've read "Nudity in Art" at Borders a few months back. (which explains the old English couple)
4) I've been reading "Pretty Face", a manga with a complex plot of how a man had to go through plastic surgery cuz of an accident, and the surgeon accidently morphed him into the man's crush. The crush had a twin sister. You can picture the confusion, or just read it.
5) Kiat has been calling Nel "Egg", cuz Nelson Tan sounds like "Niao shen dan", bird lay egg =/
I came across 'How Danny the Dog made Love'.
I opened the book, and became a character inside.
Now what Danny looked like, was actually:
Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog.
I was unfortunately, Danny's brother.
Now the 2 of us have a problem with our sexuality.
We were trying to find out if we were female or male.
Our parents were an old English couple btw.
We had problems trying to consult our parents cuz they were always bickering.
So the setting was this:
Because the 2 of us annoyed them, by trying to ask them about our sexuality, we were quarantined in different rooms in this huge but rather empty house. Danny managed to creep out. He AGAIN wanted to ask our parents whether he was male or female. He looked for them.
Alas, they were in the living room downstairs fucking vigorously. Or rather, they Looked like they were fucking vigorously. The mother was masturbating and the father was rubbing his couch on some dusty couch, although they were on top of each other.
Danny tried to distract them by shouting, with no success. Keep in mind that I was still in my own room, and I haven't seen my brother for a long time.
Danny laid an egg, which floated and landed on the railing. It broke and started cooking on the parquet floor. No success. Disappointed, Danny tried to barge into my room but was locked. BUT After finally crashing in, the 2 of us looked at each other, stunned, and miraculously morphed into twins, pretty twins.
We both became chicks with dicks.
And we sat on top of each other and .. started making gay love."
THE END.
There are several factors contributing to this weird dream.
1) I just read n-na's blog, which talked about Triumph the dog.
2) I've been listening to Massive Attack's album, "Danny the Dog".
3) I've read "Nudity in Art" at Borders a few months back. (which explains the old English couple)
4) I've been reading "Pretty Face", a manga with a complex plot of how a man had to go through plastic surgery cuz of an accident, and the surgeon accidently morphed him into the man's crush. The crush had a twin sister. You can picture the confusion, or just read it.
5) Kiat has been calling Nel "Egg", cuz Nelson Tan sounds like "Niao shen dan", bird lay egg =/
posted by GY at 12:12 PM
1 Comments:
Yay for teh Triumph the Dog, and stand up comedians. They all should live and drink elixirs of life!
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