No Valentines?

Yup Yup happy valentines' day all :D

For the attached and married, good for you ... if not, singles DO NOT FRET !
Singlehood is good too :)

Men just don't get it don't they..

They lavish their loved ones with gifts of all kinds, expensive ones, not so expensive ones... etc. Some even saying that Valentines' Day is just an excuse for some marketing gimmick, especially for roses, which may be sold 2 times their price on this day.

WE ... JUST WANT MORE TIME SPENT TOGETHER. This doesn't mean you don't need to give us something, but AT LEAST MAKE IT SPECIAL. .. Cut out the "oh u women are materialistic" crap. We didn't say you must BUY what... buying jewellery and stuff is just an excuse for not spending EFFORT in the gifts. Easy way out.

Where's the creativity in Singaporean men? Of course we DO appreciate the roses and stuff, but it's common, and roses die. Teddy bears? They'll probably end up in the incinerator 5 years' time. My god, cheap jewellery are the worst. I'd rather get nothing but plenty of hugs and kisses.

If you're my ex, don't read this HAHA :

On v-day last year, my ex gave me Chomel earrings (which costed around 15 bucks as i've found out =/ ) . Aren't $15 earrings what you give to your gf when you're Sec2? (He was working, and he was 20. $15 earrings wtf)

You know what I gave him? A painting.

Unfortunately I didn't manage to scan it in here. BUT WHOA. A PAINTING I SPENT 3 HOURS ON. It's a picture of me ripping my heart out, "MY HEART BELONGS TO YOU" yadayadahemocrap.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HE DID?!?!

He chucked it under a bunch of other loose papers. And it was lying there for quite some time. HE DIDN'T EVEN KEEP IT PROPERLY WTF.

You see my friends, men are stupid, especially those who're so full of themselves.

Let this be a friendly reminder that no matter how expensive your gift is, if you don't spend time with ur gf, you're fucked.

Anyhow, I very suay today because Nash smeared cake on my face yesterday, so today got 2 big pimples on my face :(

And then Skye gave me (and other girls) flowers and cookies. AW SO SWEET. Yar. But I think he put laxatives in his cookies. I had diarrhoea. BAD one. My shit spurted out like a fire hydrant. And then SUAY AH, fell down the stairs on the way to the toilet.

But I touched YOUR FACE (after shitting) and it's not suay anymore :)

Happy Valentines' baby :)

Edit: We had a rather BORING V-day hahahahahahahh.

PINCH PINCH :D