"Pool is for hooligans"

After 5 hours of pool at Jurong East.

Mum: Where you go, so late
Me: School lor, then go jurong east play pool.
Mum: What time you left school
Me: Around 4 lor
Mum: So you play pool for so long?!
Mum: Don't hang around pool place for too long, always got hooligans one
Me: Aiya, majority of the crowd that goes to play pool = Kbox crowd, how hooligan-ish can they be?
Mum: NO! Pool is different!! Got a lot of hooligans! Don't play pool too much, especially so late from now on!
Me: ...

-silence-

Me: Just asking, you got something against pool issit?
Mum: -1 minute of thinking-
Mum: We got friends who own pool place. Then a lot of trouble always happen there. We weren't born yesterday you know!!
Me: Err, that's your era. Now also got schoolgirl schoolboys playing pool what, dun tell me they're hooligans also.
Mum: Just be careful! Don't say I didn't warn you!
Me: Oh.

SO KIDS!!! Your mummy describes pool place as a drug-infested vice abode, MUST listen to her hor!!! Or else those HOOOOligans will RAPE you and TORTURE you!

Next time mummy ask you where you go, must answer her "MUMMY!!! I WENT TO TEH MOST FUN PLACE EVER!!! GOT COTTON CANDY AND HAPPY DANCING DAISIES WITH RAINBOWS AND COLOURFUL BUTTERFLIES AND PRANCING LEPRECHAUNS!!!"

She would be VERY comfortable with where you go in the future :D