10 things my Sims do which I don't. (Sims2 + Sims1)

1) Cook stuff from muffins to salmon.
2) Gain logic by staring into a telescope for a really long time.
3) Not know how to get out of a pool without ladders. (and drown to death cuz of that)
4) Stare at the sky and shrug cuz someone's blocking their way.
5) Sniff your armpits and wave your own odour away in disgust.
6) Piss in their pants and cry.
7) Eat halfway and fall asleep (face down on the plate).
8) Say hi to strangers walking past in your underwear.
9) Meet a stranger and end up WooHoo-ing* with them in one day.
10) WooHoo* in the hot tub 3 times in a row.

Oh yes Sims can streak in Sims2: University EP =)

Links are fully functional now.

"Works" took bloody long time, cuz I had to painfully backtrack all my previous Blogger entries, copy paste, copy paste. Ah well.

No splendid works for now.
I'm
LAZY
FAT
and UNMOTIVATED.


Well, I'll be off at Downtown East chalet from Tues to Thurs.
MEANWHILE, entertain yourselves by either masturbating, or reading this splendid comic on ACS boys.LOLLERS.

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v(^.~)V
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r-e-s-p-e-c-t toilets.

Don't (for the ladies):
1) Piss standing up.
2) Piss squatting on the toilet seat.
3) Leave pee drops on the seat.
4) Leave shit residue on the sides of bowl.
5) Flush down your pads.
6) Use more toilet paper than required.
7) Leave blood stains on the floor.
8) Leave used pantyliners sticking on the floor.
9) Wipe nose shit on the cubicle walls/under the seat.
10) Stick used pads on the underside of sanitary bin covers.

We are meant to laze on a Sunday.

Stereotyping the rich girls.

Rich sg girls (or those PRETENDING to be rich):
1) Laugh at ah lians, yet they're no different (comparing their amount of flaws).
2) Are obsessed with brands (Dior, Prada etc).
3) Speak English only.
4) Can't speak mandarin.
5) Think that those who converse in mandarin are "cheena".
6) Detest "techno".
7) Think that any music with 4 kicks-a-bar and synths is "techno".
8) Support Perfect10 (listen to nothing but Top40s and R&B)
9) Actively publicise where/when they're clubbing at (so as to seem 'happening').
10) Never shop at departmental stores (or anything cheaper).
11) Only shop at town.
12) List down whatever rubbish model agency they're associated with in Friendster.

Good lord there's a horde of them, hangin' out at the row of shops at Bukit Timah area (Coronation Plaza, Serene Centre etc). Nel and I just went there to makan, and we clearly stood out. It was us, couple of heartlanders, among the rich(wannabe) kids.

For christ's sake, can someone please enlighten me, WHY DO THEY HAVE TO DRESS UP EVEN IF IT'S JUST GOING MCDONALDS TO STUDY?! Wtf is with their off-shoulder colourful tops and mini-flared skirts if they're just gonna take out books, mug, talk cock and go home? Argh.

Act-rich girls don't want, in any way, to be associated with Ah lians. Here's a link if you wanna know what an Ah lian is in general terms (one of my fav blogs by the way). Eg; Jane used to like pink, but is convinced that pink is a repulsive colour because everyone hates ah lians and ah lians love pink. Therefore liking pink means you're a lian.

Likewise with neoprints. Some act-rich girls rather use their photoshop skills (which is not anything magnificent) and attempt to edit pics with +Brightness +Contrast, maybe varying Hues... that's perfectly fine, but there are times when they overdo it, until you can't see shit ("OMG I'm so artistic cuz my photo's in maximum contrast and black and white").

That's when it's better if they just take a fucking neoprint.

Up to you to agree with these points =)

New layout up!

Aight there's still some major tweaking to do...
May have difficulty viewing on IE, I'll fix that yeah.
Miss my old layout? Click on ARCHIVES at the side of the left hand.
Meanwhile, enjoy!

(I know the layout's retarded... that's the whole point.)