Thursday, June 29, 2006

What does it want from me?

A wasp breezes into the the bathroom as I was showering. Being more concerned with the unusually loose showerhead, I ignore the wasp and continue fiddling with the screws. It circles around my bathroom for quite a number of rounds, entering the shower at times, probably oblivious of my presence, the water in there. The moment I stop showering, the wasp flies out from the window.

As I enter my room, searching for underwear, it barges in again, does the same thing, carries on for quite a while. I put on my underwear, and off it goes. Never came back.

The cheek of the wasp!
You can't just simply waltz into my room OR the bathroom when I'm unclothed!

***
Now this nonchalant behaviour of mine is rather uncommon, in fact, rare. Normally I'd scoot as far as possible, away from little flying objects. Well I woke up today, found pen marks on my bolster, saw a very unlikely number on my Received Calls, showerhead in an odd angle, missed the Film for the 2nd time, and in all my slumber, gave a pathetic reason to my mother when asked why wasn't I going to school today.

"Gotta catch up with my sleep mum, don't wanna end up with a snoring bridesmaid in the church."

Yes, my sister's wedding is this Saturday.
I'm happy for her too, yet I feel kinda aloof from all this hustle and bustle weddings usually have. Even as a fucking bridesmaid, I don't really get the brouhaha. Okay, she's getting married, that means joint account, a new flat, and a new family member. Big fat hairy deal.

I'm being anal here, but hey, that's me.
If this means less work being done because of time wasted in getting gowns and pretty shoes, I've every reason to be anal.

Oh yes, I kissed someone I wasn't supposed to kiss.
Funny thing is, I feel so indifferent about this.
It's not me at all.

My days are getting dangerously surreal.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Time ain't on my side.

I'm happy for my EMP year one team.
Smooth Agenda indeed.
:)

Time is tight when you start to think of 5 million things more important than feeding yourself, and therefore sacrifice your hunger for everything else 5 million times more productive.

Time is tight when you even stop bothering to keep up with friends, to stop trying to fit in with your peers, because you find that work keeps you more preoccupied, work which gives you the most ecstatic feeling upon completion, though it torments you to the very brink of your sanity at times.

Unintentional anorexic,
Clueless paranoidal,
Simply because.

The novelty of being STA/EMP crew is wearing out fast; There's too much I want to do, and time ain't giving in.

I'm losing my patience, fast.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

UVA @ onedotzero.

It was seriously inspiring!!
The toostoosmoos gang, we went together with flo and nita, everything was amazing, even the sinks at Red Dot Museum!


Yeah anyways.
work by ffurious


Hogay after viewing the exhibits and screenings, we ventured off to makan at Suntec. At 1030pm, we went back to Red Dot Museum Carpark to watch a stunning live performance by United Visual Artists + PopMyCherry!. Brilliant, talented people. We shook hands with UVA OMFG!!!!

UVA and PopMyCherry!pics are here.
(+ mini-introduction)

And here are little snippets of videos of UVA!!!









Us with UVA (PopMyCherry! in background)
More pics at Garf's blog!!!

GG!!

Saturday, June 24, 2006

U-FOOOOOO!!!

Natz, Garf U-FOOOOOOOOO !!!!
Tired, exhausted, no time, so many things to do, so many things I WANT to do, so LITTLE time.

Snippet from my RJ -
Writing a synopsis of your life.
"I am the girl who jumps around too much, only to realize that she nearly dislocated her ankle - the pain which went unnoticed for weeks."

My graphics card is dying.
Mum just gave me super old skool UBL speakers, but they're GOOD! Now I've an amplifier for my com, HAFOOO!!!
I need RCA - headphone jack cable.
Going for onedotzero tomorrow!!

Doggone it.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Slumber Gathering!!!

Woah, yesterday the toostoosmoos gang had BBQ at my hoizzle!! And yeth, a sleepover. After a truckload of unfinished satay, fantastic flaccid dicks (secret recipe only a handful of mobSTAs know) covered in foil, chicken, portabello mushrooms and otah, we retreated to the room. And played an evil Magic 8 game (garf will elaborate with pics, lotsa pics. check his space)...

OMFG REFUGEES!!! yes, they turned in quite early, like 3am, and woke up at sixizzle...
Ong is our new inspiration.
Priceless shot, I must admit. Lol, pic not resized - view full-size.

Dust invaded Lion's nostrils so he didn't sleep much but yearh, being a nice host, I didn't sleep too, and we came up with RANDOM SHIET!!

holyshitWTFBBQ that's really random rubbish :D
No, we're not media students from RP ahah..

Thanks y'all for coming!!
September we're off to chalet at Changi aight!!

(very, very tired, more in Garf's blog :D )

It's gonna be a brand new day in school tomorrow!!!!! U-FOOOOOO!!!!!

Saturday, June 17, 2006

50 fucking movies!!

(stolen from Hazel :D )

SUPPOSEDLY, if you've seen over 80 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 167 movies on this list.Put your score in header and repost:

( ) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
( ) Boondock Saint
( ) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
( ) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane
( ) My First Mister
( ) The Virgin Suicides
Total: 2

( ) The Princess Bride
( ) AnchorMan: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
( ) Napoleon Dynamite
( ) Labyrinth
( ) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
( ) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total: 3

( ) Scream
( ) Scream2
( ) Scream 3
( ) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
(x) American Pie Band Camp
Total: 4

( ) Harry Potter
( ) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
( ) Resident Evil I
( ) Resident Evil 2
( ) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
(x) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch
Total: 4

(x) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding neverland
( ) Signs
(x) The Grinch
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(x) White Chicks
( ) The Butterfly Effect
(x) 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
(x) Robots
Total: 7

( ) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
(x) King Kong
Total: 3

( ) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
( ) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
(x) Flubber
Total: 3

(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
Total: 2

( ) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
( )*Just Married
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
( ) The Grudge
(x)The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask
Total: 1

( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Se7en
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Identity
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
(x) Predator II
( ) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
( ) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
Total: 5

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss' Daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
( ) Frailty
(x) War of the Worlds
( ) Rush Hour
( ) Rush Hour 2
Total: 4

( ) Best Bet
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
( ) Terminator 2
Total: 3

(x) X-Men
(x) X2
( ) Spider-Man
( ) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
( ) Catch Me If You Can
( ) Just my luck
(x) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) Cruel Intentions 3
( ) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total: 5

( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle
( ) Old School
( ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x)Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old-virgin
( ) Wedding crashers
Total: 4
***
What a sad fill-in!!!
Does this mean Eddie mise-en-scene has no life then!? I reckon he checks out more than 80 movies from the library at each go. Poor Eddie!!!!

NOIR BRA!!!

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Seeing things from a new perspective.

Imagine you are at KL International Airport, Malaysia.

While you're waiting for your flight, you notice a shop selling
shortbread cookies. You buy a box, put them in your travelling bag and then you patiently search for an available seat so you can sit down and enjoy your cookies. Finally you find a seat next to a gentleman. You reach down into your travelling bag and pull out your box of shortbread cookies.

As you do so, you notice that the gentleman starts watching you
intensely. He stares as you open the box and his eyes follow your hand as you pick up the cookie and bring it to your mouth. Just then he reaches over and takes one of your cookies from the box, and eats it! You're more than a little surprised at this. Actually, you're at a loss for words. Not
only does he take one cookie, but he alternates with you. For every one cookie you take, he takes one.

Now, what's your immediate impression of this guy? Crazy? Greedy? He's got
some nerve? Can you imagine the words you might use to describe this man to your associates back at the office? Meanwhile, you both continue eating the cookies until there's just one left. To your surprise, the man reaches over and takes it. But then he does something unexpected. He breaks it in half, and gives half to you. After he's finished with his half he gets up, and without a word, he leaves. You think to yourself, "Did this really happen?" You're left sitting there dumbfounded and still hungry.


So you go back to the shop and buy another box of cookies. You then
return to your seat and begin opening your new box of cookies when you glance down into your travelling bag. Sitting there in your bag is your original box of cookies -- still unopened.

Only then do you realize that when you reached down earlier, you had
reached into the other man's bag, and grabbed his box of cookies by mistake. Now what do you think of the man? Generous? Tolerant? You've just experienced a profound paradigm shift. You're seeing things from a new point of view.

Is it time to change your point of view?


Now, think of this story as it relates to your life. Seeing things from a
new point of view can be very enlightening. Think outside the box. Don't settle for the status quo.

Be open to suggestions.
Things may not be what they seem.

Have a great day. :)

***

This 2 week holiday is too damn short!!!
I just came back from Film IG camp, ONE night.
Then went over to pay homage to black-eminem-rapping-in-da-shower-yo. omfg I haven't touched basketball in 6 years. This amazing godlike
black-eminem-rapping-in-da-shower-yo rekindled my past, and that's not the only thing he helped me to realise :D :D . He's after all, black-eminem-rapping-in-da-shower-yo!!!!! AHH HEIL!!!

Way to go,
black-eminem-rapping-in-da-shower-yo!!!!
(Get a Grip, MUT!)

Yeah anyway, I didn't bathe for nearly 30 hours plus 3 hours of sweating and insect bites and bruises yayayaya but all's fine!!!

"OMG you look like an abused kid!!!" - Natz
Way to go, NATZ!!!

Garf lost his passionate belcher!!!
Way to go, Garf!!!!

Nora hot lesbo anal fisting with Jodiii!!!
Way to go, Nora!!!

Ong's long schlong reeks of pong pong!!!
Way to go, ONG!!!!

Lion's legs are super-orgasmic!!!
Way to go, Lion!!!


I had a whole list of shit to do in 2 weeks:

- Master Reason 3 basics
- Read up on various genres of
EDM
background/elements
- Read up on more psychology shiet
- Complete 2 tracks
- Prepare tracklist for prog trance/house mix
- Start on DMA (Stinkerella) Soundtrack
- Practice mixing techniques
- Practice vectoring
- Practice perspective drawings
- Pack my room
- Get bridesmaid gown
- Get well

I'm too shy to mention the completed tasks.

But yeah, getting bridesmaid gown is (my mother's) priority cuz my sister's getting married on 1st July.. kinda rushed ain't? There are 99 million more productive things to do and I have to get a fucking gown for formality's sake. Even sister said I could wear anyfing, why not a toga!? Or nothing but nipple tape and leaves? Church weddings are damn boring lah. Sigh.

My mother also another one;
Hear what she wants to hear,
See what she wants to see.

So many people like that, HA FOOOO!!!!!!

What's the point of asking for
my answer if you already have yours?

"just always out there testing everyone. tell me. direct. pls."

No prizes for guessing who asked this..
How am I supposed to answer this question?

I translate:
Q: "Relationships to you are just about testing everyone out right? Please be direct."

A: Technically, yah. Think about it. Even platonic friendships, don't say relationships, are like that what. You befriend someone to know the person better. If he/she turns out to be a bloody douchebag, then what's the point of remaining friends?

Likewise with courtship; if he/she's simply not your cuppa tea, it'll be pretty dumb to stay on and try to change the person for the (YOUR perception of) "better". In that case, he/she shouldn't even be trying to change, they just change. You will otherwise be a control freak, then I'd suggest you either leave the person or try teaching an amoeba lapdance. (okay that's random.)

***

Congrats to Ade for her typeface design;
it entered the Crowbar Awards!

My posts are getting damn long, sorly, YArly..
I've just been thinking a lot more than usual..


There are so SO SO many things to be thankful of, so stop lah Nel. Stop dragging me into your misery. It's not helping anyone, it's not making me feel any more guilty, neither is it helping you boost your ego. Seriously, enough is enough.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Teenage Romance.

For Flor and anyone else interested:

Enter relationships, it's like a gamble. You either risk a breakup or marry. Even maintaining marriage is a challenge.

There's more to marriage than the usual "LOVE" we all seek (happy dancing flowers and pink fluffy marshmallow love aka plenty-o-hugs-n-kisses love aka fatuous love which never last anyway). At this age, how many of us see paying household taxes or taking out the laundry an act of love?

How many of us even want to think about all this now?

BOLLOCKS to those who declare themselves "la0g0ngX" and "lAoPo" when they don't even have stable income or career.

On breakups, it depends on whether you see the glass as half-full or half-empty. I usually come out with a sudden feeling of loss, but I get over it quickly, because I believe that every relationship ends with a valuable lesson.

You could see it that way, OR choose to mourn over the past, being angry with the person for hurting you, continue getting into numerous failed relationships and you wonder why.

At this age, now's the time to test waters and seek what true love is before committing yourself to the special someone.

***

Thank you, Sternberg.

To say "I love you" and mean it is pretty tricky business, because not many people can tell infatuation and Love apart. In the first place, infatuation (closeness physically) rarely evolves to Love, which means beware of relationships based on "Love At First Sight" - they hardly last.

Those that DO last are relationships based on TRUE friendship first. I say TRUE friendship because not many people patiently listen out to someone else's darkest problems yet pass no judgement. They know who you really are, although not completely crystal clear, but enough to accept and understand. A person feels a bondedness, a warmth, and a closeness with another emotionally but not intense passion or long-term commitment.

It's all about Communication, isn't it?

"Without expression,
even the greatest of loves can die"

It's dreams like these.

"Slowly he removed his finger, and with both hands, pulled down her undies. She waited, knees raised, legs apart, and then, Heaven - he started licking her. After the hardness of his fingers, the warmth of his soft tongue sent her body into tremors. She tried not to make a sound, although she wanted to cry out in pleasure. He raised his head and began to suck and lick her breasts. Every little flick of his tongue sent shivers down her spine.

He raised her legs to rest on his shoulders and guided himself into her. She was tight and warm. The feel of her snug inner muscles greedily squeezing him almost brought him to an immediate release.

He reached down and gently brushed her clitoris. The overwhelming sensation of his thumb on her clit pushed her over the edge and she came in a hip-jerking explosion. His buttocks tightened as he came with a loud, drawn-out groan.

Collapsing on top of her, his chest heaving from exertion, he turned and placed a light kiss on her forehead.

'Thank you,' he whispered.

She looked up.

It was Sephiroth."

***
I woke up, flushed, post-orgasm high, y'know..
(which I didn't notice until I had my bath)

Needless to say, I had the most orgasmic, mind-blowing sex ever.
In my dreams, with a game character D:
But he's HAWT OMFG.

Now...
there's such thing as recurring dreams right?

:D

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Bad PAP smear.

Mah Bow Tan's a fucking jackass.
Lift upgrading to go to PAP voters first?
Arrogant prick.

I don't understand why there are still so many ardent PAP supporters.
Did you know that Mah Bow Tan's house is so fucking big that he even has a dance hall? Who the FUCK needs it in his household. I hate rich people who squander their riches on unnecessary shit, let alone rich civil servants, who are grossly overpaid.

I reckon your whatever shit HDB package is only 1/10th of his monthly house maintainence fee.

It's obvious but Singaporeans are not making noise.
So WHY Are You Still Rooting For PAP?

"It's not broken so we ain't changing it."

You see?
This is the kind of mentality citizens have, afraid to venture out of your comfort zone, afraid of change, afraid of taking risks.

Argh, ignorance is NOT bliss.

***

Cough syrup made me drowsy,
It made me sleep from 10pm - 2pm.
I don't understand how my illness can drag for so long, despite medication.

BUT.
That's no excuse!!!
Work MUST be done!!!!!!

PROCRASTINATION
IS THE WEAPON OF

SELF-DESTRUCTION!!!


Saffy has fleas, doggone it D:

(Remember this vector? More than a year ago)
O POOR SAFFY!!!!!

Looks like I have quite a number of things to send to the wash then... bedsheets, pillow cases, sofa covering etc.

DIE, FUCKERS!!!!

******
It's GARF'S FAULT!!!!
QUIZZES!!! BAHH!!



You Are Storm

Exotic and powerful, Storm descended from a line of African priestesses.
Emotions can effect your powers, but you are generally serene.

Powers: controlling weather, creating winds that lift you into flight, generating lightning
Which of the X-Men Are You?


You Are 68% Happy

You are a very happy person. Generally, you feel content and that all is right with the world.
Occasionally, you have a down day - but you have the ability to pick yourself right back up.



You Are 62% Evil

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.



Your Eyes Should Be Brown

Your eyes reflect: Depth and wisdom

What's hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart



Your Love Element Is Water

In love, you connect deeply and commit totally.
For you, love is all about taking risks and moving into unknown territory.

You attract others with courage and confidence.
Your flirting style is defined by your flexibility and ability to adapt.

Nurturing and shared learning are the cornerstones of your love life.
And while you may jump in to love too quickly, you always come out the wiser for it.

You connect best with: Metal

Avoid: Earth

You And another Water element: will pull each other down into a dark place



Your Birth Month is August

Ambitious and strong, you find it easy to be successful.
You are brave and stubborn. No one's going to set your limits!

Your soul reflects: Strength, character, and devotion

Your gemstone: Peridot

Your flower: Poppy

Your colors: Orange, red, and light green

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Keep your Independence AND Sanity.

So its seems; People often enter relationships to feel complete.
But you're born with all the qualities you need to overcome any challenge - you just need to marshal them.

Losing yourself in your partner's shadow is unhealthy, not just for you but for the relationship.

Indeed, the healthiest relationships are when 2 people walk through life side by side - each having their own independence but choosing to follow roughly the same path.

So, BULLshit to all those who lace their relationships with pink happy marshmallow phrases like, "I can't live without you," or "If you leave me, I think I'll just die lah!"

Save those sweet-talk for Barney the Dinosaur :D

***

Thinking independently doesn't mean rejecting the ideas your parents and teachers taught you. It's about CHALLENGING those ideas, and making objective judgements based on your own (well-supported) reasons.

It's easy to go crazy and do all the things your parents don't want you to do though - pigging out on junk food, staying out late on weeknights, binge-drinking with your mates etc. YOU may think you're showing independence, but eventually , your HAVOC ways will catch up with you - you'll have no $$$, dipping energy levels and school/work performance, binge-drinking can cause serious damage to your body!!!

***

However, being too fiercely independent can hurt you as much as if you were entirely dependent on others.

HEED THIS:
  1. "Knowing when and where to ask for help/advice IS a sign of strength."
  2. Don't chicken out lah, just TALK to someone.
  3. And make sure that someone is a TRUE CLOSE FRIEND
*****
Ah yes, we went to have prata this mornin!!
PRATA PRATA PRATA omfg finally. r0x0r.

I went out without the slightest hint of make-up today.
UNGLAMNESS!! WALKING ZOMBIE!!! NO EYEBROWS!!!
It's quite a feat, actually...
For those ladies who have been following the "I can't step out without concealer/foundation etc" thought, try what I did!
You'll feel really great, trust me.
(thank you dudes/dudettes, you know who you are :D )

Life's bliss man, when you actually have TIME to do stuff.
I still wish the days were longer though :D

Yes, I've completed a sketch of Kitty Pryde aka Shawdowcat.
No reference, cept for costume... can't be bothered lah, hate copying.
(maybe that explains the somewhat unproportionate figure)
The hair is fug, I can't save it.
Oh well.

The bigger version's at DevArt.
Wanted to do background though, but I suck at it
... anyone wanna have a go?
Or even re-colour/re-dress her?
I still have the lineart, msg me !!

***

"It's good to surround ourselves with like-minded people and be inspired by them, but if we align our thinking entirely with theirs, we lose the ability to think for ourselves."

Keep your Independence, keep your Sanity.

U-FOOOOOOO!!! HARD-O-GAY!!!!

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Oh yadda yadadada

Flor, Lion and I went Ice-Skating today!!!!!!!
OMFGZZZ TEH PWNAGE!!!
Well, it was supposed to be class outing but one by one pang sei..
Oh well, funzor!!! I'm inspired to get my own ice-skates now, and it'll be darn worth it I swear :D

Yes, my genius brother did a guitar remix of Wistfool,
It's called:
Wasteful Mulan Spills the Fucking Tea
Listen to it HERE!! (ERROR FIXED)

Don't ask me about the ending ballz,
If you're a true Mulan fan, YOU'LL KNOW the whole concept behind the title. ONLY TRUE MULAN FANS.


NOW POUR THE FUCKING TEA, NOOBS.


O LOONER VII !!!!!!

Sunday, June 04, 2006

OMFGz it's a Sunday Night!

Yeah, the start of the 2 week holidays.
U-FOOOOO!!!!

I woke up at 2pm.
(It's been a while since I've slept for more than 8 hours)
Managed to set up my own mini-powerhouse :D

It's a bit messy at the moment but it'll be back to square one once school reopens!! U-FOOO ELECTRICITY BILL!!! Oh well.

Managed to compose somethin' today!!
Check it out at EMP site!!
(not sure if can access though, under Documents)

A wistful fool = wistfool.

Oh yes, and Momo allowed me to paint ze room wall!!!
Meet Myuk the Melting Kitty!
(hogay now I know why she's so reluctant about it)
smOooooOoOTH.

Thank you for making me so happy :)

You guys RAWKS lah!!!

LOL, Yayer's language ahha..

It was class outing today OMGWTFBBQ!!!
Okay lah, went to watch Xmen3...
No spoilers here, 'cept that remember to watch until the end of credits, and OMFG I wish it could be longer though D: 2 hours not enough!!!

Let's see, then we pooled for 4 hours oh-am-aff-gee.
It's a real joy to have you guys around :D
PRANCE around and SWING in MRT CARRIAGES AND LALALALALA AND LEEAAAAAAP!!!! U-FOOOO HARD-O-GAY SMooOOOooTH!!!!!!

It's times like these; I love my life. It only gets better.

The only thing that SHOULD improve is my personal productivity. Oh where are the SONGS, mut? O why is your room still in a mess, mut? OOO why are your walls still barren, mut?

I got a B for my 1st UT.
Drats.


OMG It's SAFFY sprawled on the recliner! WHAT A SLUT!!!

My posts are getting more brainless.
I used to be able to write posts that made sense.
OH-AM-AFF-GEEEEE !!!!!