ho..

YO DAD !

OMFG IT'S TEH BARNACLE BEAKS !!!

YAH !

So what if you're a non-virgin?

Beautiful article, please read.
Balanced, non-biased view on virginity.

Indeed, the "purity" of a non-virgin is determined by what parents/media teach us.

But impure for who exactly?
Common statements AGAINST non-virgins.

1) "She's not reserving something special for me."
Neither are you. Like it said, why should she OWE you something? Trophy ah, "Eh I fucked a virgin eh, steady boh!! " FUCK YOU LAH. A lady's a HUMAN, not a TROPHY, not something you can boast about!!

2) "Pussy loose leh."
DIY tight holes

3)"Eee so impure and unclean and cheap."
It's funny why people don't say things like that when it comes to mouths or fingers (or armpits).

All you men are so self-centered. It's "ME, ME AND ME". Women never complain about non-virgin men!! Who gives a toss what YOU want from our bodies.

STOP TREATING WOMEN LIKE RUSTY SPOONS.

It's HER body, HER choice.
EH you love HER or you love what she gives you.

The nerve of some men, stupid vile creatures.

"Pool is for hooligans"

After 5 hours of pool at Jurong East.

Mum: Where you go, so late
Me: School lor, then go jurong east play pool.
Mum: What time you left school
Me: Around 4 lor
Mum: So you play pool for so long?!
Mum: Don't hang around pool place for too long, always got hooligans one
Me: Aiya, majority of the crowd that goes to play pool = Kbox crowd, how hooligan-ish can they be?
Mum: NO! Pool is different!! Got a lot of hooligans! Don't play pool too much, especially so late from now on!
Me: ...

-silence-

Me: Just asking, you got something against pool issit?
Mum: -1 minute of thinking-
Mum: We got friends who own pool place. Then a lot of trouble always happen there. We weren't born yesterday you know!!
Me: Err, that's your era. Now also got schoolgirl schoolboys playing pool what, dun tell me they're hooligans also.
Mum: Just be careful! Don't say I didn't warn you!
Me: Oh.

SO KIDS!!! Your mummy describes pool place as a drug-infested vice abode, MUST listen to her hor!!! Or else those HOOOOligans will RAPE you and TORTURE you!

Next time mummy ask you where you go, must answer her "MUMMY!!! I WENT TO TEH MOST FUN PLACE EVER!!! GOT COTTON CANDY AND HAPPY DANCING DAISIES WITH RAINBOWS AND COLOURFUL BUTTERFLIES AND PRANCING LEPRECHAUNS!!!"

She would be VERY comfortable with where you go in the future :D

Back from KL

Not much to sight-see, just shopping! :D The only remotely interesting thing that happened was I went to Zouk KL with my PARENTS (lol daddy paid for cover charge AND drinks), and a ba pok kept flirting with my dad. lol. THEY WERE PLAYING TRANCE OMFG!!! The trance scene there is slightly better than Singapore :D

Yeah, also went to the F1 circuit at Sepang... Got a few shots :)
Niec engine!

Sister waving, passenger of my Uncle's Miata :D
His car WOOT.

Cute car eh?

WAH, ZENG-ED CAR!

Hah, i'm not a humongous fan of cars but the VROOOOM of the cars is as orgasmic as hearing deep bass from subwoofers.

Oh yes I got a shirt saying "I <3 GREEN EGGS & HAM"
:D

Yah, I'll type more when I'm not so sleepy :D

Remember KLAYGAL?

Well, it's been a long time since I've a family trip to KL..
So off I go! I'll be back in 2 days.

In the meantime, here's an Oekaki.. wow haven't Oekaki-ed for 6 years heheh :)




Contrast this with oekaki done 6 years ago.
WALALAL LOL. FUGLY LOLOL~!!

And a few links created like, eons ago...
which includes er, homepage? OMG i was so ONZ about neopets last time!!! AHAHH.. dates back to 2000-2003? ahah.
LAUGH YA, my very first on-screen name was KLAYGAL... LOLWTFBBQ.

Yahoo profile
some forum post on 911
POP haters club. LOL...
NEO ARMY?!Eh CAPTAIN of NEOARMY nia.. dun play play.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST!!!
My First Homepage. LOL... haha have fun :D

Edit:
Before I go, here's a treat for my fellow pr0nSTAs ;)


Featuring our logo with a hot babe! (cuz Adam says it's too plain :D )

Vectored babe using Flash... bah haven't vectored for a while.
Okay see you guys on Monday!
:)

The one porn movie that leaves me completely disgusted.

Okay, I've watched the most gruesome porn movies, for curiousity and humour purposes.

These include:
-Really fat people fucking
-Different forms of beastiality (horse, dog, donkey, cow, fish)
-Bondage
-Using a funnel to put eels into her anus and shitting them out again and chewing them raw after being shat out.

The one thing in common is that they EXPECT these things to happen, even those so-called RAPE/TORTURE porn sites. It's all staged.

So Nel allowed me to watch a porn clip which his friend sent him, claiming that it's really sick and twisted and horrifying. I allowed myself to watch it, to test my limit.

After watching it, I was on the floor, mortified, and had to ask him to stop the clip.

I can't post it here due to YouTube policy issues..


3 Japanese guys, 1 mainland Chinese prostitute.
She was giving one of them a blowjob, no biggie.
THEN HE STARTED PISSING INTO HER MOUTH. She started to choke. HE CONTINUED.

Okay, so I thought that's the end, it's not so bad.
Oh no, it wasn't the end.

He SHAT into her mouth, and smeared it around her face.
The already pitiful woman was whining in the utmost miserable manner, asking them to stop. But alas, of course they wouldn't care.

The other 2 men were holding her tight.
And they took turns to shit on her body.
Her cum-filled mouth had other fluids like shit, anal juice and piss.
The clip ended with her still sobbing away, and the men laughing at her, while still making sure she can't escape.

Okay, if she LOOKED like she was enjoying it, I wouldn't be so worked up, as that's a pornstar's profession, looking good no matter what. BUT THIS WOMAN IS A MERE PROSTITUTE.
She's being PAID to be used.
She can't scream for help.
She's being PAID.
It's her ONLY SOURCE OF INCOME.
BUT she never expected this to happen to her.

What disturbed me the most was how sick these Japanese men are. In a country like Japan, where males are still the dominant gender, where women are MEANT to be submissive, I can't make noise about this; it's their culture.

But the very least these Japanese men should do is RESPECT women. In my eyes, the Japanese men treat young girls/women as mere sex toys, and this could be due to globalisation. Their culture of innocent young girls being more favourable is already quite bad, PLUS the PORN industry. Who is to blame on Japan's openness to unnatural porn?

The media.

(Their version of Fear Factor, which is actually AIRED on television, shows an exposed woman being tied down in this contained, with puppies. And they actually showed the puppies licking her genitals.)

Ahh, I'm going to Harajuku this September. Hopefully I won't get raped by dirty old Japanese businessmen who are really porn distributors. (I'd rather fuck those pretty Japanese boys though XD )

Sigh, it's moments like these when I'm thankful that Singapore still has some degree of moral values.

(who wants to watch the video can MSN me)

My sim can rave better than me!

No fair :(

To my fellow pr0nSTAs

Edit:
OI I got sample namecard!!! Think of a pr0nSTA name for yourselves. Concept is that take a half-nude picture of yourself (don't worry, shoulder and corner chin only) and viola!

Too much text? Spacing not right?
Any suggestions/criticisms greatly appreciated :D

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Here's the logo for Garf's sake, you turd!
Simple eh? Inspired by Skye's "P*".

Playing dress-up with Photoshop !!

So fun!! I spent the whole evening going back to my Barbie doll roots, except without Barbie dolls :D With Photoshop, it's still fun :D

1st Layer) Base

2nd layer) Hair
3rd layer) Clothes
4th layer) Make-up and accessories
See? So fun! And so simple! And you can even control her tit size and amount of pubic hair!! Play with Photoshop dressup today!!!

RP refugees.

Moving on to the new Woodlands campus, we are going to breathe in fumes of dust and sniff glue everyday, with the risk of some falling debris, AS we do our daily dose of PBL in around 4 weeks' time. HOORAYNESS!

A plus note, there's nothing to eat nor drink within the 200 meter radius of the RPC !

Yes, our campus is not ready, unless they're considering PBL in mudholes and studying like cavemen. :D HOW EGG-CITING!

Oh yes, I'm too lazy to upload pics from EPIC performance as it's in hard-copy, lazy to scan. BUT there's a couple worth scanning in.

Meet Garf! He is a decent friendly guy.


But when he gets upset, he is really, really unpleasant!



OH MY GOD... THE BLASPHEMY!!

Yeah, back to topic.
At Woodlands, I didn't change my pad for 8 hours, coagulated blood and stuff. All I had for breakfast was 3 cheesebuns. There was nothing to eat until 7pm, where we went to the Woodlands Civic Centre for Macs (which I've been eating 3 days in a row)

WE ARE THE RPee REFUGEES!!

Oh yah, new layout cuz customizable headers make things more convenient for lazy people like meeeee :D

Here's some random pr0nSTA shiet I did in 15 fucking mins.

Good job E.P.I.C :D
Good job Mario Team :D
Thanks to everyone who supported in one way or another :D

Pix coming up soon :D