Performance

Playing with E.P.I.C @ Esplanade outdoor theatre
4th March AT EIGHT THIRTY PM.

:D

POOR TAMMY

Why are people so stupid?

When sex scandals like these leak out, why is it always the GIRL who gets condemned as a slut/whore etc?

It's not fair right?
1) She did not release this on purpose. It was an accident.
2) The guy was the one adjusting the phone. Obviously he's the one who WANTS this video. No respectable girl is 100% comfortable with filming herself making love.
3) The guy's role is exactly the same as Tammy. Yet not a single person condemned him.

See? This is the mentality that should change when it comes to gender equality.

Woman gets touched, immediate response?
"Who ask her dress so slutty."
Women gets raped for wearing short shorts while jogging in McRitchie.
"Who ask her jog alone wearing short shorts."

I asked my mother, "Who's fault is it if I'm wearing short skirt and some guy rapes me?"

"OF COURSE YOU LAH. Asking for it only."

Fuck lah.
In the first place, why is it considered NORMAL for guys to look upskirt etc?
It's not fair that we've to cover up ourselves, and guys can freely do what they want.
Why can't they practice some self-constraint?
People want us women to have some responsibility with our chastity and men don't have to?
It's kind of one-sided isn't it?

The relation between this and Tammy incident is that..
PEOPLE TEND TO GENERALISE THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A GIRL, ONCE YOU'RE CAUGHT DOING DIRTY STUFF, YOU'RE A WHORE AND A SLUT.

BUT WHEN A GUY WOMANISES AND PLAYS AROUND WITH GIRLS, NO ONE CARES AND THEY THINK IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL.


Why are they spending so much time trying to expel Tammy when time could be spent more wisely hunting down and expelling the distributor instead?

we are for who we are.

For those who don't know, I've got my Sennheiser PX200 !



ANYWAY:
I applaud those who don't succumb to male desires.
There was this awesome article in today's (20/02/06) Life! section.

There was a lady who was born with frizzy hair. Classmates had fun throwing stuff into her hair and seeing if her hair could hold whatever, from M&Ms to sawdust. Naturally, she went to Uni and with the era of rebonded hair at that time (Fann Wong and other celebs etc), she eventually straightened her hair. My, after that, she turned heads and guys started to notice her. Yet, she felt she lost some of her dignity. Where did her lion's mane go?

Now we do notice that long, silky black hair and fair skin IS a man's desire. It is, indeed a symbol of feminism nowadays, but WHO set these rules? Men. Do we alter our bodies (and hair) for the sake of desire from the opposite sex? Whatever happened to individuality? Instead of supporting the stand of gender equality, these women are encouraging men to carry on the dominant role.

Why do people think one is weird just because he/she doesn't look/dresses like the rest?

There is a certain girl with a mohawk in my school, and I admit she can get bitchy at times. But she has a mohawk, and her friend recently POOFED her hair. And I respect them for not succumbing to male desires. I respect them for having individuality, to be who they are.


Sexual attraction, is it all young people think about these days?

"Ohh i have long flowing silky shiny smooth hair and i've got fair skin (aka i look like a completely spineless, brainless shu nu). surely many guys would want to fuck me." And they actually FEEL GOOD about this.

Jolin Tsai, the ultimate dumbfuck

D'oh. Generally, these guys have bad taste, blind and are dumbfucks who like to fuck other dumbfucks because only dumbfucks will willingly have sex with other dumbfucks.

He he he .

d.fuse ... sounds cool

Until I googled "d.fuse" and there apparently a few organisations ALREADY named "d.fuse". God I've deproved so much that I can't even call myself an "amateur designer" anymore :(

On braces and blowjobs.

Today's URBAN: Braces! A new fashion statement!
Nel and other few ppl out there: I've a soft spot for girls with braces.

HAH, rubbish.

People wearing braces = eyecandy.
If your gf was wearing braces, she'll look cute everyday.
BUT she won't be able to give you a good blowjob BECAUSE YOUR PUBIC HAIR WILL FUCKING GET STUCK IN BETWEEN THEM BRACES.

Either that or she'll get MORSELS OF LEFTOVERS STUCK IN YOUR PUBIC HAIR, AND IT'LL ROT AND MAKE YOUR DICK SMELL WORSE THAN CORSICAN CHEESE.

Stupid stupid. You'd rather let your gf look cute at the expense of kissing nicely, giving good blowjobs, etc.

And after that they end up going to geylang to get blowjobs by old punanis because their gf can't give them good blowjobs even though she's sitting at home looking cute.

Imagine the hassle of removing YOUR cum from her braces you selfish pricks.

How about giving girls blowjobs?
That's worse. If you're unfortunate and happen to suck a girl with super flappy labia (which is fucking sick, i hate flappy labias),

YOUR BRACES WILL CUT AND TEAR UP HER LABIA,
(retribution for having flappy labia anyway)

I won't go on about braces and menstrual blood.
Use your imagination.

pics from www.sexylabia.com

Moral of story: Think again before getting a bf/gf with braces.

Note: I'm not trying to say that oral sex is the only factor in relationships. Of course there are always other holes to lead your genitals to :D

The REAL note: There's more to relationships than sexual intimacy.

No Valentines?

Yup Yup happy valentines' day all :D

For the attached and married, good for you ... if not, singles DO NOT FRET !
Singlehood is good too :)

Men just don't get it don't they..

They lavish their loved ones with gifts of all kinds, expensive ones, not so expensive ones... etc. Some even saying that Valentines' Day is just an excuse for some marketing gimmick, especially for roses, which may be sold 2 times their price on this day.

WE ... JUST WANT MORE TIME SPENT TOGETHER. This doesn't mean you don't need to give us something, but AT LEAST MAKE IT SPECIAL. .. Cut out the "oh u women are materialistic" crap. We didn't say you must BUY what... buying jewellery and stuff is just an excuse for not spending EFFORT in the gifts. Easy way out.

Where's the creativity in Singaporean men? Of course we DO appreciate the roses and stuff, but it's common, and roses die. Teddy bears? They'll probably end up in the incinerator 5 years' time. My god, cheap jewellery are the worst. I'd rather get nothing but plenty of hugs and kisses.

If you're my ex, don't read this HAHA :

On v-day last year, my ex gave me Chomel earrings (which costed around 15 bucks as i've found out =/ ) . Aren't $15 earrings what you give to your gf when you're Sec2? (He was working, and he was 20. $15 earrings wtf)

You know what I gave him? A painting.

Unfortunately I didn't manage to scan it in here. BUT WHOA. A PAINTING I SPENT 3 HOURS ON. It's a picture of me ripping my heart out, "MY HEART BELONGS TO YOU" yadayadahemocrap.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HE DID?!?!

He chucked it under a bunch of other loose papers. And it was lying there for quite some time. HE DIDN'T EVEN KEEP IT PROPERLY WTF.

You see my friends, men are stupid, especially those who're so full of themselves.

Let this be a friendly reminder that no matter how expensive your gift is, if you don't spend time with ur gf, you're fucked.

Anyhow, I very suay today because Nash smeared cake on my face yesterday, so today got 2 big pimples on my face :(

And then Skye gave me (and other girls) flowers and cookies. AW SO SWEET. Yar. But I think he put laxatives in his cookies. I had diarrhoea. BAD one. My shit spurted out like a fire hydrant. And then SUAY AH, fell down the stairs on the way to the toilet.

But I touched YOUR FACE (after shitting) and it's not suay anymore :)

Happy Valentines' baby :)

Edit: We had a rather BORING V-day hahahahahahahh.

PINCH PINCH :D

King Arthur and the Witch

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring
kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and
ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a
very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and,
if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question?...What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even
the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query.
But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to
have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the
priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no
one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the
answer.

But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for
the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the
witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her
price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the
Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth,
smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc He had never encountered such a
repugnant creature in all his life.

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden;
but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the
preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:

What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth
and that Arthur's life would be spared.

And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot
and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific
experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beau
tiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot
asked what had happened

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a
witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time
and the beautiful maiden the other half.

Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off
to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or,
would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful
woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?

What would YOU do?

What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll down
below. OKAY?








Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time
because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now....what is the moral to this story?

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The moral is.....
If you don't let a woman have her own way....
Things are going to get ugly

Born a loser, always a loser.

Was just flipping through my old pics in teh photo album.
Y'know when you're young, you can't seem to remember anything, UNLESS it's bad. Thankfully had some photos to refresh my memory.



1) I was (am) ugly.
LOL I was super emo as a child, cuz I was tanned and fugly and didn't get the attention I deserved. Other kids' parent's friends would go like "Your daughter so preeetty ahh" and I never got that when I was young. I was a unfortunately, a "black piece of crap", something my ex called me a few months back.

2) I had loser friends.
I was friends with the class weirdo (the one who threw lego at people and ate her own boogers), and my best friend was really fat. I was friends with the otherwise friendless.

3) The guy I liked was a geek.
He was really smart, not say very cute, but charming, but no one liked him, including the teachers. Because he was a show-off. But I liked him even though his glasses was really... old. (the girl beside him is very pretty but I never talked to her :( )

4) I was the underdog
There was this game where the teacher would write occupations on the board. Naturally, everyone snapped up the glam jobs, like policeman, model, actress etc. Apparently no one saw me or heard me. So the last job, I ended up as a chef and ppl started laughing at me. Guess it was seen as a dirty job that time? We were only 5.

Now? It's all similar.
I never had thin, glamorous, "girlfriends" to hang out with to go shopping and partying and share makeup tips.
Instead, my most trusted friend in school now is not gorgeous at all and is really weird, cracks the lamest jokes. BUT he's a good friend to rely on, who accepts you for who you are, who doesn't treat anyone else different.

And then I think back.
My bestie in Kinderland was fat but she protected me from the taunting boys. I pitied the really weird girl so I was friends with her. I protected her from whatever insults that were said by the many little ones.

Friendship, it's all about trust and acceptance.
I'm too used to getting what I want. And that has to change.

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ANYWAY, "I not stupid too" IS AN AWESOME SHOW !!!

Jerry is my favourite character cuz his face is fucking "stone" heheh...

The 2 boys, now grown up, are really cute !!!


I WANT HOT YAOI ACTION !!!
Worth a watch nevertheless.
AIYAH JUST WATCH IT LAH !

Bangla bait; so much for short skirts.

Remember this post on 17/08/05?
" Guy from number 18 followed me home again.
Creepy fuck.
Guy from number 18 touched my thigh few months back.
Lecherous fuck.
He sat beside me on the bus AGAIN.
He was there.
At Yio Chu Kang interchange.
Waiting."

For some inane reason, my mum refused to fetch me back home from the MRT saying "not tired go home yourself lor." Mind you it was 9pm and quite dark. And I was wearing a short skirt. And I was alone. Keep in mind my mum knew all of this.

I had the best time of my life last last night staying over at Skye's house having a fine BBQ. It was a much-needed retreat from all the house visiting and school projects.

And when I came back, my mother screamed at me on why was I staying over at a guy's house (a friend she didn't know). ALSO keep in mind that I informed her 3 days earlier that I was staying over. She just forgot and she's salvaging up every excuse for me NOT to stay over in the future.

And YET today, she REFUSED to send me back unless I was tired. That's not the point though. After the number 18 incident, she VOWED to send me back from the MRT every night. It was clear then that she wanted to send me back to protect my chastity. That's fine. I respect a mother who cares for her daughter's safety. And then after each passing day, it's obvious that she's tired of sending me back. Today, of all days, she decided not to send me back.

My point is, it's weird that she'd rather I sit next to banglas, or a bus which number 18 always sits on (with history of molest), than trust me to have a harmless sleepover with male poly friends.

(A bangla DID sit next to me on bus 70 when there were many other empty seats around)
(PLUS number 18 on board as well)
(PLUS I was wearing a skirt)
(PLUS Nel's fate chose this day NOT to accompany me back)

I say SUAY AH !!!!!!!!!!!!!