Can anyone tell me wtf is Pearlyn Koh doing on FHM?

Hahahah this is damn funny lah..
She looks like the most psychotic bitch amongst all the mature-looking bunch.


Frankly if readers of FHM were to rate them according to how fuckable they are, Pearlyn would rate the lowest. I mean, guys nowadays prefer mature ladies with a tinge of innocence aka "your typical submissive in bed" type.

And guys are afraid of shagging girls who LOOK over-ly dominant in bed, because their dicks may not be able to take it. In other words, guys are pussies although they don't have one.

I think Pearlyn is too "hot" for Girl Next Door look. This competition should be reserved for spineless, doe-eyed "shu nus". Therefore she should try out the FHM FIRECRACKER awards instead of "Girl Next Door".

Now let's just hope per is a dominatrix in bed to complement her looks.

new layout

anything but my face kthnx.
archives and works not working.
am very very tired, miserable, and in a horrible state of self-pity.
yet there is a very good reason for today's self-pity.

if you read on, and manage to decipher whatever this blog post means.
you'll find out.

i haven't done a lot of my xmas shopping LOL.
I've something for TFS tho, haven't seen them for long.

They say Xmas is about spending time with those you love.
I spent it with my lovely computer again.
Yar, my loved one.


Psychologists state that LOVE comprises of passion, intimacy and commitment.


I am commited to my PC, but I'm not sure if my PC is commited to me :(
-unrequited love :(

Passion is lacking.
Although I always play with my PC,
it doesn't seem to like me if I play with it too much.
Starts shutting down.
I give bad foreplay maybe.
Either too boring or too vigorous.

:(


Why is the short form of Christmas "Xmas" ?
If X is a representation of a cross for "Christ",
why isn't it "tmas?"
Weird.

On a more serious note,
there are days when I feel like the saddest thing on Earth,
I feel like a fool
yet this makes me appreciate the people around me more.
Those who've been trying to help. Those who're at least talking to me,
even in the darkest hours.
Thanks you all :)

Trance music is simply beautiful.
Mark Thornton - Now You See (Original Mix)
Try and cry.

Merry Xmas All :D

Another lovely year's almost come to an end.
The most fruitful year so far in my life :)

Had another nice dinner :D

Ever seen black penne pasta?

I promise the presents next year would be done beforehand;
No more rushed efforts.

Most nostalgic gift received so far:
The sight of the XsT server being filled up!

TFC COMMUNITY IN SINGAPORE IS COMING BACK!!!
:D :D :D :D :D

mercury and solace.

The skin around my eyes are dark and puffy.
My mother says I should do something about the size of my stomach.
Menstrual cramps - not the most glamorous feeling.
Feels like I'm the fugliest creature on earth.

Yet it's comforting to know that there's someone who still loves me for who I am.

sighs.

xmas presents for gf !!

1) NO stuff that's so damn commercially cliche.
cheap earrings, cheap perfume, cheap necklaces etc.

2) No matter how much she says "I'd like something useful", THINK TWICE BEFORE GETTING IT FOR HER.
NONONO TOILET SEAT COVERS (you leave pee stains on the seat) OR VACUUM CLEANERS (you're filthy) OR ANYTHING TO DO WITH EXERCISE (you're fat). chances are, if it's useful, she can most prolly get it herself.

3) SEXY LACY LINGERIE
OMG. you give HER something YOU want to see her wearing? and how many times will she be wearing it in the first place IDIOTs?
NB: If your gf is like, young, DONT BUY HER LACY LINGERIE OH GOD.

4) Don't believe her if she says "I'm not the romantic sort."
Seriously, don't. Most girls are suckers for stuff like long MEANINGFUL love letters (not literally). Excluding 1000 x "i lubb` euu"/"euU `miN sOo `muuCh 2 moii`"

5) It's not the price of the present.
My most memorable present was a bag of useless but cute erasers (those type of rubber sashimi or monkeys from kino) from tehfellowsheep. Because it came with a dose of laughter, and nostalgia. Much better than Chomel earrings or lacy lingerie (even though they were quite cheap as well XD )

AAHHHH I feel that hand-made gifts are still the best.

Screw the consumerism.


It's STILL the thought that counts
:D :D :D :D :D

Advance Merry Xmas to all :)

My Sunday was non-existant.

I woke up at 2pm with puffy eyes from all that sobbing and screaming and tantrum-throwing.

I felt too fugly to get out.

I so I stayed home to eat instant noodles.

Played with a bit of EMX.

And then slept from 330pm to 730pm.

Dinner.

Now I'm gonna play CS:S.


Guys are so stupid.
But that makes any lady stupid-er for being in love with stupid people.

If only we could all be lesbians with strap ons.


Hahahah OMGWTFBBQ ballz.

A friend asked, "You're all alone at home (for 5 days), shouldn't your boy be accompanying you then?"

I didn't know what to reply to him.

Forget the hiatus.

Hahah, life's just to fantastic for a hiatus.
I mean, without downs in life, the ups wouldn't be as spectacular right?

Yeah but I got to borrow back the Korg EMX,
DRUM/BASSLINE/SYNTH SEQUENCER YEAH!






Cool huh?

Haven't done my Xmas shopping,
ARGH.

Anyway today was the XsT outing, haha the 3rd one i've been to, and we WATCHED KING KONG!!!

Nice show, of course, peter jackson stuff.
Would give 8/10 if some parts wouldn't be so draggy..
EG: when the lady and KINGKONG were staring at each other for like, 50 million hours or sth. I suppose it's to create dramatic tension but wth. I especially liked the part when they introduced creature concepts, the slugs and huge cockroaches etc :)

And of course we had approx 4 hours of TFC as usual :D

We should go give lapdances to bangla workers and old men to fund the XsT site/server ahahah...


Well, the whole family's not in Singapore.
It's just me, Maria and Saffy.
And the EMX.

I need to change my layout badly.
It's rather uncomfortable looking at myself all the time.

COSPLAY TIME!!!

Ever seen a cosplayer who looks so real she looks fake? Freaky..
This one's good
Outfit's good
MEOW!! Drools..
Pretty Rikku
big boobed Tsunade

Ohhhh I love good cosplays.
Ang moh cosplayers should just go squish their own balls.

miiSshhzX ` moii` dArliinZxx *Boii bOii* `wo0ooRrzzX``

*shudders*

Hiatus.

Facing terrible office politics at such a young age does no justice to my vanity.

You wish that your teammates would actually CONTRIBUTE
You wish that you could just finish a project due soon, with a trustworthy group of people.
You wish that delegating work to all is completely unnecessary, but you can't cuz the workload is simply massive.
You wish your "boss" isn't so anal about things.


Results:
a zombie-like self (super unconcealable dark-eye rings) with pimples popping up like daisies on your face due to lack of sleep.

Not very glamorous indeed.
Why can't we all be like easily-amused Maria, who happens to be laughing while reading Archie Comics.





Ka ni na bei chao chee bye.
I want to fuck your mum's smelly vagina.

Friendster network searches.

My, my.
I've such an interesting network of friends!
About half of them have a fetish for female teachers/sisters making love to students/little brothers!

WOW!

Some jap high school girl visiting RP. They all have a generous amount of hair on their heads, AND their below (girls in jap porn clips are ultra super hairy). Jap high schoolgirls look the same - same hair, same overplucked eyebrows, black eyeliner, look like they've a nose job (noticable nose bridge from side profile), wear really nice shoes, most have fat legs, and they're kinda short. Nevertheless, I wanna bring home a jap schoolgirl to shag today. Don't you?

Random fact of the day.

Sin Teck and I spent half an hour wrecking our brains.
And we have concluded that
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It takes approx. 14 days non-stop to flick someone's balls 5 million times.